when u type ;) instead of :)
when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it. The Thing
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
I need to pee insanely badly but the toilet’s downstairs and there’s a massive spider thing downstairs that I ran away from earlier.
The first few days of the new year and so far it has rained every day
I cant find that picture of people having beer in a flood
I made this post over a week ago and it is still appropriate
guess what guys
we are getting closer
to the biggest event of the year
EUROVISION 14 BABY
ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death.
yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)
award winning author ladies and gents
This post wins the internet.
Everybody go home.
except that it’s not weird to not like sex, some people are just not comfortable with it, but other than that, yeah stop calling girls sluts
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3