Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
221b-bag-end: loungezombie: i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME” “whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”
I just got back from watching A Midsummer’s Night Dream in the Globe Theatre, and omfg it was so amazing! And I got a top with the quote: Something wicked this way comes. VERY HAPPY!
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: okay but this is quality humor right here
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
nue: nue: once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough...
When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign...– Misha Collins, in an interview in 2009, in answer to the question “How did you make your Russian accent in 24 and CSI so believable?” (via othersideofthegalaxy) #A lot of the time #I will sit and cry #because Misha Collins (via marleequinn)
thecompanionsdoctor: I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
jordanfarnes asked: Wheeey I was right, defo gonna make you a paper sign again. You got plans i'm guessing involving alcohol?
jordanfarnes asked: it's the 27th right? if not the 28th but Im pretty sure 27th aaah
Anonymous asked: It's your birthday soon and yay
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid: I would: Masturbate. Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs. Walk around the house naked. Pee behind a building. Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts. Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?” Stare at my penis. Get a blowjob. you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy ...
onedegreefromcolfer: remember when kurt had a crush on finn and finn called him a fag but then blaine had a crush on sam and sam told him to hug it out who’s your hero, glee?
doctorsaviour: talking about tattoos with Shann and I want one/some so bad but I don’t know what I want i was just about to say ‘hey when i’m 18 wanna come get it done with me’ AND THEN I REMEMBERED I’M 18 IN 4 DAYS.
carryonmyfallencastiel: so happy that richard speight jr, rob benedict and matt cohen decided to all become weird best friends
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
Ask me, friends.
1.Did you wake up cranky?
2.Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3.Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4.Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5.Can you commit to one person?
6.How do you look right now?
7.What exactly are you wearing right now?
8.How often do you listen to music?
9.Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10.Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11.Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12.If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13.Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14.Can you drive a stick shift?
15.Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16.Are you going out of town soon?
17.When was the last time you cried?
18.Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19.If you could change your eye color, would you?
20.Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21.Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22.Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23.Are you nice to everyone?
24.What are you sitting on right now?
25.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26.Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27.Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28.Do you get a lot of colds?
29.Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30.Does anyone hate you?
31.Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32.Do you like watching scary movies?
33.Are you a jealous person?
34.If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35.Did you have a dream last night?
36.Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37.Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38.Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40.Did you have a good day yesterday?
41.Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42.Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43.If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44.What’s the best part about school?
45.Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46.Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47.Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48.Were you single over the last summer?
49.What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50.Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
giraffescanflytoo: kurdtkocaine: so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know…… Do you live in a Sims game
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
blackkolors: youcunt-lol: nintendoggystyle: what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now they’re begging for a refund. at least the soundtrack is awesome.
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
destiel: renaloemberheart: destiel: nothings more annoying than when ppl respond to a post with ‘this ^’ or just copy something amusing from the post and put it in bold and italics 200000 times stop already this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this ^this...
quacklesackles: boatsspeightjr: ...
rockleah: eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan: castiels-feathery-butt: i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: deantotallybottoms: yesbecausereasons: people who think dean doesn’t need both sam and cas people who want Dean to choose between Sam and Cas people why do we always end up here whatever choices we make whatever details we alter we always end up here ...
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)